Old things
A trip to Tennessee Antique Mall always yeilds some odd and funny pictures. Sadly, I usually end up using my phone instead of the camera, so the quality is extremely lacking, but you get the point…
Links to the photos on Flickr are below.
1. conical: Bald mannequin in a pointy bra. ‘Nuff said.
2. creepy monk: I got a picture of this guy for two reasons – the first being his creepy smirk, the second being the fact that something about his face reminds me of Childings‘ husband, Antony.
3. choir lady cookie jar: She is, in fact, a cookie jar. I’m not really sure what to make of this.
4. lorraine: She’s here to meet all of your hair restraint needs.
5. electronic keyboard music: Who’s bad?
6. on black lake: You should never go out on Black Lake when the moon be full.
7. hero stories: A book about Batman. Except not.
8. man who sold the world: This is what it would look like if David Bowie and James Spader had a son.
9. kiss: Naked people. Good times.
10. b’gock: Notice in the right-hand corner that the words “Hand painted” are painted. Don’t you forget it.
11. handle: Yes, I bought a door handle. This will eventually hang on my wall.
12. jane q. public’s apron: one: My new apron/excuse to bake cookies.
And Anderson Cooper was there, too
Everybody come and see how good I look!
I kid! But this dress is awesome and I love it (except that it decided to get all fluffy in the picture enough to conveniently make me look pregnant – I’M NOT!).
I want three more of these things. I need to break the habit of finding an article of clothing that I like and going back to buy it in every color and/or pattern.
I didn’t have anything of substance to say. Just wanted to show off my dress before I loaned it to Natalie Portman.
In case you missed it
Please know that I don’t do the American Idol thing … at all. But seriously, y’all – Pants on the motherfuckin ground.
My phone is pretty smart
Predictive text WIN:
(I was talking about Jay Leno, by the way)
