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Bigfoot & Biden

On the Track of Bigfoot

One stinky day, our class went hiking along the Nashville River. Like all salacious hikers, we were ready for any emergency. In our backpacks, we carried adult swings, pigs feet, and one paw.

As we walked along the trail, Mrs. McKeltch noticed a saturnine footprint. “Do you think a doo doo made these tracks?” Mrs. McKeltch asked.

“No, but let’s follow them anyway,” suggested Childings.

We pooped for hours. Then I screamed, “Sacre bleu! I think I see a huge weenie.”

“WTF!” we heard someone say. It was Joe Biden.

“Joe Biden!” we screamed. “We thought you were a huge weenie!”

“Do I look like a huge weenie? Well, as long as you’re all here, you can help me look for sexy dice. There are lots of them here along the Nashville River. We can take them back to school and study them under our microscopes.”

“WTF!!” everyone said.

How to Enjoy Yourself at the Beach

by Jane Q. Public and Childings

a bong hit of spritual arsenic

Bockie (Seth) made a short film and it was funny.  I’ll even forgive him for the gratuitous East Nashville shots.  He’s good people, so watch it.

Caller, you’re on the air

Oh, and…

I now weigh 135 pounds.  I’m not saying it to be a douche, I’ve just worked really hard for this.  So happy almost birthday to me. Now can I have some fucking cake?

So yeah

Hi.

Things are still what they were the last time with regard to work, etc., but I’m pretty much coasting now and will be back in a few months.

For now, enjoy this video, or I will doubt your commitment to Jane Q. Public:

Quickly

As usual, I have nothing to say.  So instead, go read Aunt B’s post because it’s my most favorite thing that I’ve read in a long time.

Nerd Stuff

When I first got my MacBook, as I have previously mentioned, I didn’t want to be one of those Mac people. However, after hearing/reading one too many people getting obnoxiously and unnecessarily defensive about PCs (which I think may just be because they’re intimidated by Macs – I know I once was). I may have to join the douchebag parade.

That aside, I present you with a few Mac-centric things that I found worth sharing – most of which were sent to me by Chuck*:

• How Critics Reviewed the Original Macintosh in 1984
• Funny comparision of Windows 7 to an old girlfriend Funny comparision of Windows 7 to an old girlfriend
• Mac-loving Obama staff confronts Windows White House reality

Regarding the Apple TV (I have one, and I admit that it’s lacking):

• Apple pitches $30-a-month iTunes TV subscriptions
• Apple expected to push for greater living room presence

For further nerd goodness:

• I Want to Have Twins Just to Get Them These Awesome T-Shirts

See also:

• Users Want Their Computers to “Just Work”

*Chuck is one of those lucky people who has time to play on the Interwebs, whereas I just have to hop on Google Reader every so often and “Mark All As Read” on 1000+ items. I have no time, so most of my interesting tidbits come from him.

Eastside

Ahem.

Back in 2004, Pabst executed a highly effective word-of-mouth campaign that made the long-declining brand an ‘ironic downscale chic’ choice for bike messengers and other younger drinkers who viewed the beer as a statement of non-mainstream taste. AD AGE

(see also: PBR Is Now a Luxury Beer, Sort Of)

And then there’s this: Hipster Housecleaner needed — Craigslist

Just sayin.

h/t chuckmilam